A public record, kept by the man it happened to

Bill Zanetti Lies

The Real Life 40 Year Old Virgin
He smiled as a friend. He signed in at 1:14 in the morning.
Documented

The short version

On November 5, 2026, I bought the domain andreafraser.com and built a website on it for Andrea Fraser, a CPA in Oakville, Ontario. That same day I ended my creative project with Bill Zanetti and took his name off her page. In the early hours of the next morning, my Squarespace account, where the domain lived, was signed into from Orlando, Florida, from an internet connection that is Bill Zanetti's. By lunchtime the domain had been moved out of my account into one that is not mine, pointed at a hosting company I have never used, and set to send every visitor to Google. Andrea's website never got touched. Only her address was taken.

This page is the whole story, with the records attached to every step. My name is Richard Shillington. I run The No Pants Show on YouTube. Everything below is either a document or labelled as my statement.

Who Bill Zanetti was, on paper

In late October 2026 I built a photo project called The Travels of Bill and Andrea. Bill Zanetti was its public face, in a loud Hawaiian shirt, next to Andrea Fraser, in pictures of places neither of them had been. His name went on the project account. His shirts got a label. When FloodMark, my flood reporting app, opened its iPhone beta in November, one of the five people who signed up to test it was Bill, at bill@billzanetti.com.

On November 5 I ended the project. His name came off Andrea's site that day, completely, at my order. What happened next is not a creative disagreement. It is a paper trail.

The record, hour by hour

The public record — his own résumé

Bill Zanetti's professional history, as he publishes it himself. His career record lives at linkedin.com/in/billzanetti — LinkedIn puts the full profile behind its sign-in wall, and the same record is mirrored in full on his own site, billzanetti.com, which also links his LinkedIn. Every entry below is his own listing, in his own order, with his own dates.

Lie No. 1 — the Disney career

Bill never did more for Disney than work retail. Anything else is a lie.

Read his own Disney entries below, the ones he wrote himself. Seasonal Retail Coordinator at the Magic Kingdom — merchandise, Main Street and Tomorrowland, January 2010 to January 2017. Seasonal. Retail. And an Attractions Host stop at Hollywood Studios that ended in January 2010, running a ride queue. That is the whole of it. The expert billing, the "industry-connected" persona, the guru act — none of it was earned at Disney. Disney gave him a register and a name tag, and he built a biography on top of it.

Statement of Richard Shillington, November 9, 2026. The Disney entries quoted are Bill Zanetti's own published listings.

Lie No. 2 — the professorship

He's only a professor because his mentor died and he was his teaching assistant.

The mentor has a name: Ron Logan of UCF's Rosen College — a Disney Legend, Executive Vice President and Executive Producer of Walt Disney Entertainment Worldwide, the man who created, cast, and produced all live entertainment for the Walt Disney Company. Fantasmic. IllumiNations. Festival of the Lion King. Five Super Bowl halftime shows. Logan built Rosen's entertainment management program and taught there from 2003 until he died on August 30, 2022, at 84.

Bill Zanetti was Logan's teaching assistant. UCF's own student paper says it in plain print: Zanetti began working with Logan as an undergraduate, "starting as a teaching assistant before becoming a professor at the school," hired by Logan as a teacher's assistant before becoming his associate. When Logan died, his family passed his handwritten notes to the assistant so he could "continue teaching Logan's classes." That is how the classroom became his. Not won — handed down, out of a legend's death, to the TA standing next to the desk.

Note the borrowed glow. Everything on this page about Disney runs through Ron Logan: Bill's Disney entries are retail and a ride queue, but stand next to a Disney Legend for a decade and some of the legend rubs off in every introduction. The legacy was Logan's. The notes were Logan's. The classes were Logan's.

Statement of Richard Shillington, November 9, 2026. Documented: UCF Foundation memorial page for Ron Logan; The Charge, UCF's student newspaper, "A Disney and Rosen legend: Ron Logan's legacy lives on" (2022), photo caption and text as quoted.

Lie No. 3 — the doctorate that never happened

He failed out of his PhD program.

There is no doctorate. Check the education list below, his own: an MBA from Rollins in 2015 and a bachelor's from UCF in 2009 — and then the record stops. The program he entered, he did not finish. He failed out. So when the introductions call him doctor, or let the room assume it, that is the third lie.

Statement of Richard Shillington, November 9, 2026. The education entries quoted are Bill Zanetti's own published listings — no doctorate appears anywhere in them.

Lie No. 4 — the apps that never launch

He uses AI to make apps he never launches, because he's a failure at life.

Exhibit one is sitting in his own résumé, listed as his current job: UPCOT, the "Universal Personalized Curriculum Optimization Toolkit" — in his own words a platform with "AI-powered curriculum design, gradebooks, QR attendance, and verifiable credentials," where he is Founder & CEO as of May 2026. UPCOT is one of those AI apps. Announced with a title and a feature list, built by prompting, and never launched. That is the pattern: the app is the announcement. There is no product, no users, no launch — just another line on a résumé that needed a "Present" on it.

Statement of Richard Shillington, November 9, 2026. UPCOT's name, description, and dates are Bill Zanetti's own published listings; that UPCOT is one of his unlaunched AI apps is Richard's statement.

Lie No. 5 — Andrea herself

The fifth lie is Andrea herself — the evil siren who's in control of Bill Zanetti.

The story is already published, in Richard's own words, on The No Pants Show: Andrea Fraser is the Sea Siren, and Bill moves when she sings. In that story she made Bill hack Richard's YouTube account and delete the Sea Siren video along with three others — Bill's hands, Andrea's orders. That is the arrangement behind everything in this file: a man with nothing of his own, taking direction from the siren. When her domain was stolen in the middle of the night on November 6, the hand on the account was Bill's — Exhibit A puts his connection on the sign-in. The voice behind the hand is the fifth lie. Her own site now says it too: andreafrasercpa.com carries the chapter "The evil siren in control of Bill," and every mention of his name there links back to this file.

Statement of Richard Shillington, November 9, 2026. The Sea Siren story is Richard's own published storyline (The No Pants Show, November 1–2, 2026: "Andrea made Bill hack my YouTube account and delete it along with 3 other videos"). The November 6 sign-in record is documented in File 03 and Exhibit A.

Current status — last 6 months

Currently unemployed. Every position Bill Zanetti holds with an employer ended in May 2026. For the last six months — May 2026 to November 2026 — he has held no job with any employer. The only listing he shows as current is Founder & CEO of UPCOT, his own platform, dated May 2026 to Present — a title he gave himself at his own company.

And the only thing he has in his life is Andrea Fraser — a woman whose website he answered by stealing its address in the middle of the night. Her site is back, at andreafrasercpa.com, and it does not carry his name.

Experience

Education

Honors, in his own listing

Sources: billzanetti.com (his own site, read November 9, 2026); his public bio as published by MiceChat, which carries the same record and links linkedin.com/in/billzanetti. "Currently unemployed" is stated on the record shown: no employer-held position after May 2026.

The address that gives it away

Exhibit A · The sign-in

75.112.132.246

One address in a block of sixteen, 75.112.132.240 to .255, registered to Charter Communications as Spectrum Fiber Delivery MDU, a business fiber product sold to multi-unit properties. Not a home connection. No VPN, no proxy, no Tor. Public geolocation puts it in Orlando, ZIP 32819.

That ZIP code is the Universal Boulevard corridor in Orlando. In it sits The District at Universal, a 425-unit apartment complex with shops and restaurants on its ground floor. One of those ground floor businesses is the Half Barrel Beer Project, 9650 Universal Boulevard, Suite 143, Orlando, Florida 32819. The geolocation point for the sign-in sits about two miles from its door, which for fiber records is the same neighborhood.

"No. That IP address is his." — Richard Shillington, November 9, 2026

I know whose connection that is. I am stating it plainly, in my name, on a page with my name on it. The remaining proof, the subscriber record at Charter and the transfer log inside Squarespace, sits with two companies, and both are being asked for it formally.

What is not in dispute

What happens next

Squarespace support is being asked to reverse the move and to hand over the transfer log, including which account received the domain and the address stamped on the transfer itself. A preservation request for the sign-in address goes with it. Those two records end every argument about whose hands were on the keyboard, and this page will be updated with whatever they show.

Bill, you know what you did at 1:14 in the morning. If any word on this page is wrong, the records are public and so is my inbox. Bring a document.